This char was named in honor of the excellent Bauhaus song "Telegram Sam," which is a cover of "Telegram Sam" by T. Rex.

Pod & Planet EVE Fiction contests - Strange stories from the strange minds of EVE players. Check them out, some amazing reads. Or, just write one. o7
2012 contest - 103 stories, CCP sponsorship, 39 bil ISK in prizesĀ 
2013 contest - 64 stories, 69 bil ISK in prizesĀ 
2014 contest - 61, stories, 39 bil ISK in prizes
2015 contest - 52 stories, 61 bil ISK in prizes
2016 contest - 46 stories, 53 bil ISK in prizes

We're not your monkey and so what?
John Lydon (fka Johnny Rotten)

When I left school there was nothing to do except field work. Hard, hard labour. I didn't fancy that. So I started playing dominoes. Through dominoes I learned to read the minds of others. This has proved eternally useful to me.
Lee "Scratch" Perry